Here's a conversation that ACTUALLY took place tonight.

Coco: "Momma! Gink!"
Translation: "Momma! Drink!"

Me: "OH, yes. Drink" (Really just responding so that he wouldn't repeat himself 50,000 times)

Coco: "Mmmm. Gink water."
**Toilet finishes flushing in the background**

Me: "Uh, Coco. Where did you get the water?"

Coco: "Fer-lit!"
Translation: "Toilet!"

yuck. I will now Google the symptoms of e-coli....you know....just in case.