A few weeks ago, I was in a local designer discount facility when I came across this treasure.
If you follow me on Facebook, or we are friends IRL...you know that I have affectionately named this beauty, The Turd Purse. I picked the name based, not only on the creamy brown color, but also because of the lovely "rosettes" that adorn the front.
I'm sure the designer had every intention of making these look like flowers. But let's just call a spade a spade...it looks like a purse decorated with turds. I can honestly say this MIGHT be my favorite post ever because I love the word turd. Turd is the word.
I decided to purchase The Turd Purse today for a few reasons.
A. She looked sad still hanging in the same spot she was hanging a few weeks ago.
2. I enjoy making people laugh, and THIS my friends is comedy.
D. I was on the phone with my BFF Monica, BOTH times I encountered The Turd Purse and if that ain't destiny I don't know what is. (And yes, I said ain't because she's from Arkansas and I'm from the Ozarks...so it works.)
7. We had a great idea about what we could do with The Turd Purse. We immediately named that plan, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Turd Purse.
It is going to be amazing. If you want in on this action, e-mail me your name and address with TURD PURSE in the subject line at firstname.lastname@example.org. Like I said on Facebook, this is your chance to be a part of something amazing, with absolutely no benefit to society. I will post the rules as soon as I get the specifics in order. Stay tuned!!!