I did not lick the white icing clouds off my son's birthday cake this morning and chase it down with a Dr. Pepper.
I did not laugh uncontrollably during church because SOMEONE in my family passed gas, because that would be really immature.
I did not wipe my hands on Claire's pants today instead of my own when the blower didn't get the job done....seriously if I can't have the option of paper towels, then give me a blower that actually...well...blows!
I did not eat a completely whole bagel out of the trash. (If I did it would have been because I saw Coco put it there, there was a paper towel under it and it wasn't touching any "dirty" garbage) Go ahead. Let the judging begin.
I didn't do any of that stuff. Tune in next Monday to find out what else I didn't do.
This is all part of the Not Me! Monday started by Mckmomma at www.mycharmingkids.net Check out her blog and say a prayer for baby Stellan aka Mckmuffin. It's a great blog! I'm hooked!
12 comments:
Think I would "Not" have been with you laughing at church! That is so funny!
Oh, LOVED the wiping your hands on your daughter's clothes! I never thought of that one:) Thanks for playing along!!
Icing AND Dr. Pepper -- 2 of my faves -- yum!
SOO funny!!!
We also had a birthday at our house this weekend. Fun to sneak the icing! :)
I too would not have been right there with you laughing and then praying no one thought it was me!
And yeah, btdt with the wiping on someone else. See not only would the dryer not working bum me out, but I cant stand to wear wet clothes, so wiping on my own pants is not an option!
so funny -- I am so glad I wasn't with you at church or I would have lost it.....
Ummmm...I laughed for like 5 minutes about the church comment. That took me back to my childhood with my two older brothers...hysterical! :)
I've never snickered at my kid's (or husband's) bodily noises in public.. Never. :D
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Ha- I have not done some of this stuff too...lol.
Great Not Me Monday post.
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