I did not lick the white icing clouds off my son's birthday cake this morning and chase it down with a Dr. Pepper.
I did not laugh uncontrollably during church because SOMEONE in my family passed gas, because that would be really immature.
I did not wipe my hands on Claire's pants today instead of my own when the blower didn't get the job done....seriously if I can't have the option of paper towels, then give me a blower that actually...well...blows!
I did not eat a completely whole bagel out of the trash. (If I did it would have been because I saw Coco put it there, there was a paper towel under it and it wasn't touching any "dirty" garbage) Go ahead. Let the judging begin.
I didn't do any of that stuff. Tune in next Monday to find out what else I didn't do.
This is all part of the Not Me! Monday started by Mckmomma at www.mycharmingkids.net Check out her blog and say a prayer for baby Stellan aka Mckmuffin. It's a great blog! I'm hooked!